Coming at you like a speeding snow-orb, hot off the heels of the spooky season, and jumping the gun on the winter slog, it's... could it be?! Mark your calendars for midnight, tonight - here comes... Holidays with the SmogMonster!

My third full album, Holidays is a surrealist collection of holly-jolly horrors, sleighride sketches, merrie mutilations, and all sorts of yuletide traumas. It'll have visions of SmogMonsters dancing through your head.

Many of these aforementioned abominable tracks are experimental Frankenstein's monsters I've composed over the past few months, along with warps and remixes I've made for fellow musicians Super Jack and E.B. Spencer. Wrap it all up with a tattered, off-blue bow, and you've got a record perfect for any bout of seasonal depression.

Check it out under "Myles Sherman" on Spotify, YouTube, Apple Music, Limewire, and all that jazz, and be sure to enjoy my other wretched releases! They're real top of the dollar bin stuff.

If you're looking for a fabulous, family-friendly romp through the most wonderful time of the year... look further!

You will regret it.